![]() ![]() Nik: I do want to know your sexual history.įarrah: This is a little bit weird, but if you want to go there… That’s how I feel. Like if you want to know sexual history, I mean, I can choose whatever I want. Nik: Number one choice? Like that’s what you want to do?įarrah: Why not? I had anal before I had “ real” sex. Nik: For a girl that doesn’t have sex a lot, all of a sudden you’re like, “ I want anal“? Nik and Farrah’s conversation about her love of backdoor banging went like this: Farrah loves butt sex, has had butt sex tons of time and got her butt cherry popped when she was just 15. There’s a good reason for why the close-up on Farrah’s b-hole during her anal sex scene reminds me of that scene in The Descent when Sarah falls down a black hole of doom. During an interview with The Dirty’s Nik Richie about her porn, he asked her why she skipped coochie sex and went straight to butt sex in her tape. Guess what? That wasn’t the first time Teen Mom Farrah’s culo hole has been poked by a peen. Now, all day I’ll be singing to myself, “ Come on fuck my backdoor, stick your dick in some poo…” Actually, I sing that every day, all day anyway, but you know…) ![]() (Who knew that backdoor teen moms are just like John Travolta, because that’s exactly what he says five minutes into a massage.) Farrah tells James that it’s been so long since a dick has come a’knocking on her backdoor and when he asks, “Really? When was the last time?”, her dumb ass says, “ This is my first time!” (Side note: I hate myself for typing “a dick has come a’knocking on her backdoor,” because it made me think of the Three’s Company theme song. Just a few minutes into Teen Mom Farrah’s porn debut in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, she tells James Deen that she needs to run downstairs to get the lube, because she wants to get into some ass play. ![]()
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